The Toilet Paper Fairy DamnDad Dad Says, Editorial, Featured February 20, 2015 Attention Teenagers: Did you know… you can actually change these yourself? You can and here’s how Tagged: chores, doing it wrong, family, my kids About DamnDad I'm the dad behind DamnDad. I am a dad, with 3 kids, ages 17, 5 and 2. As you can see, I don't use the Oxford comma but I always close my php code. Follow me on Twitter for updates, some of this stuff is pretty ____________ (adj.).